Thursday, November 10, 2005
October 22, 2005
Credit the USA Pear Bureau for finding a humorous and deeply retro way to market their product: postcards in hand-tint style showing Lewis and Clark in their most intrepid stances, accompanied by really large pears.
It is a giant Bartlett that fills their canoe, and not a behemoth bass or trout as seen in the 1950s-era novelty postcards. (Actually, those comic cards are still to be found.)
In another USA Pears postcard, Lewis surveys the Gorge from a cliff while Clark gazes at a huge Red Bartlett at their side – probably thinking how many explorers it would feed.
The postcard reads: “Lewis and Clark: The Other Great Pair to Venture West.”
The famously fruit-deprived diets of the Corps was starting to improve by the time they reached the Gorge. A juicy Comice would have gone well with all that salmon.
Yet this is the time to consider the arduous experiences as well as the historic significance of the Corps of Discovery.
In The Dalles, “Corps of Discovery II: 200 Years to the Future” will be at the Columbia Gorge Discovery Center Oct. 28-31, 200 years after local tribes watched the first American white water crazies - also called the Lewis and Clark Expedition - shoot down the Columbia River.
The Corps’ campsite on Oct. 24-25, 1805, was at the mouth of what is now Mill Creek in The Dalles.
Admission to Corps II is free, and there will be plenty of interactive displays and activities. Hours of operation are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Oct. 28-31.
Meanwhile. “Destination Expedition” arrives in Cascade Locks for 200th anniversary re-enactment of Corps of Discovery. Cascade Locks plans to celebrate in grand style on Oct. 30 at Marine Park. The Discovery Expedition has completed over 4,100 miles on the Ohio, Mississippi and Missouri Rivers, followed by the Snake and Columbia Rivers, making this the longest military re-enactment in American history.
Hood River News will carry full details of both events in the Oct. 26 edition. Make plans to attend one or both of these commemorative events.
Big juicy pears are a recurring pleasure in our area, but such opportunities to learn about Corps of Discovery are unlikely to pass this way again.
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Parkdale third graders sing "12 Disaster Days of Christmas"
Welcome to your sing-able Christmas gift list. What follows is an emergency rendition of “12 Days of Christmas” – for outfitting your home or car in case of snow storm, earthquake, flood or other emergency. Read it as a simple list, or sing it to the tune of “12 Days” – you know, as in “ … and a partridge in a pear tree…” Not to make light of it, but the song is a familiar framework for a set of gift ideas that you could consider gathering together, even if the recipient already owns items such as a bunch of coats, tire chains and flashlights. Stores throughout the Gorge are stocked up on all these items. Buying all 12 days might be prohibitive, but here are three ideas for checking any of the dozen off your list (notations follow, 1-12.) The gift items needed to stay warm, dry and safe are also coded to suggest items in your abode (A) in your car (C) or both (B). 12 Gallons of Water (A) 11 Family meals (B) 10 Cans of propane (A) 9 Hygiene bags (B) 8 Packs of batteries (A) 7 Spare coats (B) 6 Bright red flares (C) 5 Cozy blankets (B) 4 Tire chains (C) 3 Flashlights (B) 2 cell phone chargers (B) 1 And a crush-proof first aid kit (B) Price ranges? Here’s a few quotes for days Three, Two, Four and Nine: n A family gift of flashlights (three will run $15-30, Hood River Supply, Tum-A-Lum) n Cell phone chargers (two will run $30-60) n Tire chains (basic set, $30, Les Schwab, returnable if unused for the winter) n Family meals ($100 or so should cover the basics for three or four reasonably well-fed days) n The home kit should be kept in a handy place near an exit, and remember that water needs to be replenished every few months. If you have a solid first aid kit already, switch out the gift idea with “and-a-sto-o-u-t- tub-for it-all …” Otherwise, it’s a case of assembling your home or car kits and making sure all members of the family know what the resources are and how to use them (ie flares and propane). Emergency situations are at worst life-threatening, at best deeply uncomfortable if you and your family are left without power for an extended period, or traveling and find yourself in a situation where you need to wait out a storm, lengthy traffic delay, or other crisis. Notes on the 12 gift ideas: 12 – Gallons of water: that’s one per person in a four-member family to last for three days, the recommended minimum to be prepared for utility outages. 11 – Easy-open packaged goods, energy bars, dried food and nuts are good things to include for nutrition. Think of what your family of four needs for three days to stay fortified and hydrated (see number 12). Can-opener also recommended 10 – If you have a propane camping stove, keep extra fuel handy. 9 – Hygiene bags: put packaged moistened towelettes, toilet paper, and plastic ties in large garbage bags (for personal sanitation) Resource list courtesy of Hood River County Emergency Management, Barbara Ayers, manager/ 541-386-1213. The county also reminds residents to Get a Kit, Make A Plan to connect your family if separated, and Stay Informed. See www.co.hood-river.or.us to opt-in for citizen alerts. Enlarge