Wednesday, February 23, 2011
So, one of my all-time favorite “Simpsons Moments” has to be the situation when Homer is in earshot of some guy who yells out “Does anybody here know CPR?” And Homer starts singing (in the way only Homer can) “There’s a Bad Moon Rising, I see – trouble on the way…..”
Homer has of course confused CPR, (Cardio-Pulmonary Resuscitation), with CCR (Creedence Clearwater Revival) with at a most inopportune time.
A classic moment, indeed.
So last Friday, after our gig at Red Feather, I headed down to 6th St. for a pint. Now, if you read the entertainment page last Wednesday, there was a small item in the paper about a few bands playing for First Friday. I’m sure the headline was the usual “First Friday returns….blah blah blah.,” But the real headline should have read: “One of these bands is not like the other.”
You see, at the end of that story, it listed four bands that were scheduled to play around downtown:
Matthew and the Crooked Disciples
Kate Meloy Trio
Gary Savage and the Darkside
It turns out that Matthew, the lead singer for the Disciples, was the lead singer in my old band, mile marker 6.
Cash Cow features Glen, who was our previous guitar player in the Kate Meloy Trio.
Kate, of the Kate Meloy Trio, used to play with Glen in a bluegrass band, Wild River.
Mike, a guitarist for the Disciples, played with the drummer for mile marker 6 in a rock band called Blue Trick.
So, where were we? Oh, right, 6th St. So I walk in, and the Disciples are in the middle of a song. And suddenly my ears perk up, and something deep in my subconscious says hey, “Does anybody here know CPR?” And I ask myself “Why am I thinking about the Simpsons all of a sudden?”
The chorus comes around again, and the place is tapping their foot to “It ain’t me, It ain’t me, I ain’t no fortunate son . . . .”
Well, I can’t be sure of this, but something deep inside tells me that there must have been some CCR on Gary Savage’s list, too.
It would just be too weird if there wasn’t.
Matthew and the Crooked Disciples will be at the Thirsty Woman, in Mosier, on Sunday, May 24.
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Parkdale third graders sing "12 Disaster Days of Christmas"
Welcome to your sing-able Christmas gift list. What follows is an emergency rendition of “12 Days of Christmas” – for outfitting your home or car in case of snow storm, earthquake, flood or other emergency. Read it as a simple list, or sing it to the tune of “12 Days” – you know, as in “ … and a partridge in a pear tree…” Not to make light of it, but the song is a familiar framework for a set of gift ideas that you could consider gathering together, even if the recipient already owns items such as a bunch of coats, tire chains and flashlights. Stores throughout the Gorge are stocked up on all these items. Buying all 12 days might be prohibitive, but here are three ideas for checking any of the dozen off your list (notations follow, 1-12.) The gift items needed to stay warm, dry and safe are also coded to suggest items in your abode (A) in your car (C) or both (B). 12 Gallons of Water (A) 11 Family meals (B) 10 Cans of propane (A) 9 Hygiene bags (B) 8 Packs of batteries (A) 7 Spare coats (B) 6 Bright red flares (C) 5 Cozy blankets (B) 4 Tire chains (C) 3 Flashlights (B) 2 cell phone chargers (B) 1 And a crush-proof first aid kit (B) Price ranges? Here’s a few quotes for days Three, Two, Four and Nine: n A family gift of flashlights (three will run $15-30, Hood River Supply, Tum-A-Lum) n Cell phone chargers (two will run $30-60) n Tire chains (basic set, $30, Les Schwab, returnable if unused for the winter) n Family meals ($100 or so should cover the basics for three or four reasonably well-fed days) n The home kit should be kept in a handy place near an exit, and remember that water needs to be replenished every few months. If you have a solid first aid kit already, switch out the gift idea with “and-a-sto-o-u-t- tub-for it-all …” Otherwise, it’s a case of assembling your home or car kits and making sure all members of the family know what the resources are and how to use them (ie flares and propane). Emergency situations are at worst life-threatening, at best deeply uncomfortable if you and your family are left without power for an extended period, or traveling and find yourself in a situation where you need to wait out a storm, lengthy traffic delay, or other crisis. Notes on the 12 gift ideas: 12 – Gallons of water: that’s one per person in a four-member family to last for three days, the recommended minimum to be prepared for utility outages. 11 – Easy-open packaged goods, energy bars, dried food and nuts are good things to include for nutrition. Think of what your family of four needs for three days to stay fortified and hydrated (see number 12). Can-opener also recommended 10 – If you have a propane camping stove, keep extra fuel handy. 9 – Hygiene bags: put packaged moistened towelettes, toilet paper, and plastic ties in large garbage bags (for personal sanitation) Resource list courtesy of Hood River County Emergency Management, Barbara Ayers, manager/ 541-386-1213. The county also reminds residents to Get a Kit, Make A Plan to connect your family if separated, and Stay Informed. See www.co.hood-river.or.us to opt-in for citizen alerts. Enlarge