Friday, March 11, 2011
Well, I’m glad I took in the extra show in August, because wouldn’t you know it, the act that I had tickets for in July managed to cancel the show one day before it was supposed to happen. First, it was the reschedule (fully detailed in July’s “Public Comedy Notice” blog entry). Then, without a full explanation, I might add, there was a full-on cancellation.
In all the years I’ve been going to shows, this is a rare occurrence. I’ve seen re-schedules, but I honestly can’t remember any cancellations.
Who was I supposed to see, you ask?
It was Gilbert Gottfried! Too bad, I kind of put him in the “classic comedy” vein. He’s probably kind of raunchy in his stand-up, but if you pay attention to anything on OPB, you’d know he’s the voice of the obnoxious Parrot on the show “Cyberchase.” I read his bio and it said he was on Saturday Night Live early on, but I honestly don’t recall. I’ll have to track some of that stuff down.
Sooooo, luckily we saw Weird Al in early August to make up for the July show, which brings us to the August show which was not rescheduled or not canceled.
That said, there was one more thing that the show was not.
It didn’t quite add up to being that great of a show.
Now, earlier this year, as you know, I saw Cheech and Chong. And, you know, I was kind of worried about how in the heck I was going to write about that show.
I mean, these aren’t exactly family-style topics we’re dealing with here.
Well, after this last show, I’m saying that was pretty much a walk in the park! Now, the question is, how the heck am I gonna write about THIS show?
Here’s some of the reasons that I’m saying that things could have been better with this show. Now, granted, I went into this without a whole lot of background research or online browsing, and this performer was billed as one of the current top comics with HBO specials and concerts and all of the rest of it. Plus, this performer is “around” my age, maybe even younger, so here is a chance to go see someone who has grown up with the same world I have.
But this show was an hour or more of pretty much the exact same topic – sex, and sexual orientation. And it’s too bad, because in the short spaces between those topics, I could tell when someone really has the potential to be funny. But concentrating on those topics with every swear word you can dream up every 30 seconds kind of makes you wonder….
Is this person really happy in her life?
This performer was at her best when she was imitating her Korean parents, and when she was giving you behind-the-scenes information on American Idol. Even that was raunchy, but at least it was funny, to me.
And as far as the new release of the music/comedy CD she was promoting?
From the two or three songs she played from it, let’s just say I’m glad I didn’t rush out and buy it.
Thursday, Aug. 26
Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall, Portland
This may be a first. I was so disappointed with this show, I don’t even feel like reviewing my notes. Maybe, just maybe, I will, but they would have to be so edited that it wouldn’t make sense.
Instead, you may want to check out this link I found to a review of a bluegrass show featuring Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers.
His comment about writing a Protest Song?
NOW THAT’S COMEDY!
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Welcome to your sing-able Christmas gift list. What follows is an emergency rendition of “12 Days of Christmas” – for outfitting your home or car in case of snow storm, earthquake, flood or other emergency. Read it as a simple list, or sing it to the tune of “12 Days” – you know, as in “ … and a partridge in a pear tree…” Not to make light of it, but the song is a familiar framework for a set of gift ideas that you could consider gathering together, even if the recipient already owns items such as a bunch of coats, tire chains and flashlights. Stores throughout the Gorge are stocked up on all these items. Buying all 12 days might be prohibitive, but here are three ideas for checking any of the dozen off your list (notations follow, 1-12.) The gift items needed to stay warm, dry and safe are also coded to suggest items in your abode (A) in your car (C) or both (B). 12 Gallons of Water (A) 11 Family meals (B) 10 Cans of propane (A) 9 Hygiene bags (B) 8 Packs of batteries (A) 7 Spare coats (B) 6 Bright red flares (C) 5 Cozy blankets (B) 4 Tire chains (C) 3 Flashlights (B) 2 cell phone chargers (B) 1 And a crush-proof first aid kit (B) Price ranges? Here’s a few quotes for days Three, Two, Four and Nine: n A family gift of flashlights (three will run $15-30, Hood River Supply, Tum-A-Lum) n Cell phone chargers (two will run $30-60) n Tire chains (basic set, $30, Les Schwab, returnable if unused for the winter) n Family meals ($100 or so should cover the basics for three or four reasonably well-fed days) n The home kit should be kept in a handy place near an exit, and remember that water needs to be replenished every few months. If you have a solid first aid kit already, switch out the gift idea with “and-a-sto-o-u-t- tub-for it-all …” Otherwise, it’s a case of assembling your home or car kits and making sure all members of the family know what the resources are and how to use them (ie flares and propane). Emergency situations are at worst life-threatening, at best deeply uncomfortable if you and your family are left without power for an extended period, or traveling and find yourself in a situation where you need to wait out a storm, lengthy traffic delay, or other crisis. Notes on the 12 gift ideas: 12 – Gallons of water: that’s one per person in a four-member family to last for three days, the recommended minimum to be prepared for utility outages. 11 – Easy-open packaged goods, energy bars, dried food and nuts are good things to include for nutrition. Think of what your family of four needs for three days to stay fortified and hydrated (see number 12). Can-opener also recommended 10 – If you have a propane camping stove, keep extra fuel handy. 9 – Hygiene bags: put packaged moistened towelettes, toilet paper, and plastic ties in large garbage bags (for personal sanitation) Resource list courtesy of Hood River County Emergency Management, Barbara Ayers, manager/ 541-386-1213. The county also reminds residents to Get a Kit, Make A Plan to connect your family if separated, and Stay Informed. See www.co.hood-river.or.us to opt-in for citizen alerts. Enlarge