Friday, March 11, 2011
The fact that I can never predict who I’ll be listening to next continues to amaze me, and the November stop on the Laugh More Tour was no exception.
You see, I’ve had the ticket for this show in my wallet weeks in advance. I think I stopped using cash to buy things in Oct. 2003, so I might as well use my wallet for something useful.
Anyway, when I heard this guy was coming to Portland, something inside of me (probably the same voices that prompted me to go see Weird Al) said, “Jim, this is the show. Do not miss this show.”
Now, here’s one of the amazing parts of the tour I was talking about. This event was not billed as a comedy show, and this person doesn’t tour around the world as a comedian, per se.
But, I went anyway.
What this person does for a living, is write.
And usually, when he writes, it’s funny.
Now, notice I say “usually.”
I bring attention to this, because when I dove into this author’s latest book, called “At Home,” I could tell that some aspects of his “humorous” writing was there, but this new book was way more serious than some of his previous works.
In fact, this new book was more like a historical research novel, with a side of humor.
Only this writer could mention things like the bubonic plague and 16th century European agricultural disasters, and leave you with a slightly humorous bent.
When I got three-quarters of the way through the book, I started to wonder, -- what will this lecture be like? I mean, if he talks about this book for an hour, will this really qualify as a stop on the Laugh More Tour?
Well, let me tell you, fortunately, thankfully, and most of all, humorously with rapt attention for over an hour, my fears of this event not being funny were quickly laid to rest.
As I headed out after the show, I stopped to take a photo of the marquee. And I managed to overhear someone on the sidewalk say, “Boy, he’s quite the comedian.”
And I laughed to myself, “yeah, that’s right.”
And it was a pretty good book, too.
Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall Portland
Nov. 18, 2010
I’m pretty sure that I need to thank my mom for getting me a copy of Bryson’s “ A Walk in the Woods.” It’s been many years since I read it, but it still sticks in my mind as one of the funniest books ever. If you enjoy outdoor hiking/backpacking, you absolutely must read this.
Bryson grew up in small town middle America in the 1950s, a period of time he calls “the best time ever to grow up.” Since then, he has lived on the East Coast, England for 20 years, and presents an amazingly funny view of the world and his travels in it. He joked right away about travelling in the state of Iowa:
“Talking about the scenic route in southern Iowa is like talking about a good Barry Manilow album." (It really stems from your perspective on things.)
Bryson’s books range from memoir style to travel stories, to in-depth history of ordinary household objects. His latest book, “At Home,” is a bit more research-orientated in the latter, but in a few hundred pages he manages to give details on who exactly was responsible for many of the architectural, domestic, medical, agricultural and industrial inventions that shaped the course of history.
And he does that, with some of his trademark dry humor.
(Note to Bill: Your next book should be about the history of humor, so go ahead and write that – I’d trust you!)
Anyway, this lecture was a great mix of “one-liners,” readings from a few of his books like “Down Under,” “African Diary” and “Thunderbolt Kid,” a segment called “10 Rules to make the World a Better Place” (all cars would have gas caps on BOTH sides of the car, and gas hoses would be made 6 ft longer), a story about a much smaller stop on his current book tour (he spoke to five people in Scranton, PA where one of the attendees was ALSO named Bill Bryson), Bill’s famous “Bear Story” recounting some of his time spent hiking the Appalachian Trail (and more importantly, how to distinguish bear scat from other animal scat), and a question and answer period at the end.
Probably the most poignant thing he said all night came from the end of the question and answer session. When asked what books inspired him, he said that overall “the most important thing is to go and randomly discover books to read.”
On that note: I’m SO WAITING for the library to reopen!
(P.S. If I understood correctly, this lecture was taped for rebroadcast on NPR, or OPB. If you find it online, let me know. And I’m sure, if you listen carefully, you’ll hear me laughing.)
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Parkdale third graders sing "12 Disaster Days of Christmas"
Welcome to your sing-able Christmas gift list. What follows is an emergency rendition of “12 Days of Christmas” – for outfitting your home or car in case of snow storm, earthquake, flood or other emergency. Read it as a simple list, or sing it to the tune of “12 Days” – you know, as in “ … and a partridge in a pear tree…” Not to make light of it, but the song is a familiar framework for a set of gift ideas that you could consider gathering together, even if the recipient already owns items such as a bunch of coats, tire chains and flashlights. Stores throughout the Gorge are stocked up on all these items. Buying all 12 days might be prohibitive, but here are three ideas for checking any of the dozen off your list (notations follow, 1-12.) The gift items needed to stay warm, dry and safe are also coded to suggest items in your abode (A) in your car (C) or both (B). 12 Gallons of Water (A) 11 Family meals (B) 10 Cans of propane (A) 9 Hygiene bags (B) 8 Packs of batteries (A) 7 Spare coats (B) 6 Bright red flares (C) 5 Cozy blankets (B) 4 Tire chains (C) 3 Flashlights (B) 2 cell phone chargers (B) 1 And a crush-proof first aid kit (B) Price ranges? Here’s a few quotes for days Three, Two, Four and Nine: n A family gift of flashlights (three will run $15-30, Hood River Supply, Tum-A-Lum) n Cell phone chargers (two will run $30-60) n Tire chains (basic set, $30, Les Schwab, returnable if unused for the winter) n Family meals ($100 or so should cover the basics for three or four reasonably well-fed days) n The home kit should be kept in a handy place near an exit, and remember that water needs to be replenished every few months. If you have a solid first aid kit already, switch out the gift idea with “and-a-sto-o-u-t- tub-for it-all …” Otherwise, it’s a case of assembling your home or car kits and making sure all members of the family know what the resources are and how to use them (ie flares and propane). Emergency situations are at worst life-threatening, at best deeply uncomfortable if you and your family are left without power for an extended period, or traveling and find yourself in a situation where you need to wait out a storm, lengthy traffic delay, or other crisis. Notes on the 12 gift ideas: 12 – Gallons of water: that’s one per person in a four-member family to last for three days, the recommended minimum to be prepared for utility outages. 11 – Easy-open packaged goods, energy bars, dried food and nuts are good things to include for nutrition. Think of what your family of four needs for three days to stay fortified and hydrated (see number 12). Can-opener also recommended 10 – If you have a propane camping stove, keep extra fuel handy. 9 – Hygiene bags: put packaged moistened towelettes, toilet paper, and plastic ties in large garbage bags (for personal sanitation) Resource list courtesy of Hood River County Emergency Management, Barbara Ayers, manager/ 541-386-1213. The county also reminds residents to Get a Kit, Make A Plan to connect your family if separated, and Stay Informed. See www.co.hood-river.or.us to opt-in for citizen alerts. Enlarge