Tuesday, October 23, 2012
“You should be afraid of the dark” is the fitting theme behind the annual Haunted House for Muscular Dystrophy Association.
Starting Friday, the eighth-annual Halloween tradition will be back, by popular demand, at the 2011 location, the former E&L Auto Parts, on 12th Street just south of May Street. Admission is $5, with all proceeds for MDA. Last year the haunted house raised more than $5,500.
Dates are Oct. 26-27 and Oct. 31, from dusk to 10 p.m.
“If you’re in line at 10 we won’t kick you out,” said founder and frightmeister Paul Henke.
But you may wish they had.
Henke and friends have filled the old E&L building and a neighboring house and yard with scary set pieces and places for ghouls to surprise and “attack.”
The 15-20-minute scare stroll will have shocks and chills, Henke promised.
He noted one change this year: no child (or adult) who has to be carried will be allowed in.
“We always try to do some new things,” said Henke, but visitors may see some familiar scares — with something new about them.
He cited “The Dark Room” and “The Clown Room,” and said there will be one room where nothing — apparently — happens. Or so you think.
“You might recognize the prop, and I’m hoping some people will say, ‘I saw that a few years ago,’ and expect it to be one way, because there’ll be something more.”
“It’s a lot more intellectual, with mind games, tricks, illusions,” Henke said. “It will be plenty scary. It’s not for the timid.”
The haunted house almost didn’t happen. It moved from its original home, the city public services facility on the Heights, to a home at Pacific and 12th streets (now demolished) and then to the E&L property, at 12th near May, owned by Providence Health Systems.
Providence granted Henke and company use of the E&L property, but Henke thought it would be a one-time deal, with the buildings slated for demolition as part of Providence’s long-term expansion plans.
“In July, people out of blue started asking me to do it again, and I was saying ‘I don’t know.’ But Providence offered to let us use it again and I said, ‘Alright, I’ll do it again.’”
He joked, “Eventually I’m going to run out of buildings.”
Part of his agreement to revive the undead again was based on others stepping up and doing more, which, like a grisly instrument seen in his creation, was a double-edged sword.
“It seems to be working out a lot better, easier for me, but it’s a lot of work for me to let someone else do it,” Henke said.
“It’s hard to let go, when I have this vision,” he said, “but it was ‘Well, this is what I want, you said you’d do it, I hope you’ll pull through.’ And people are.”
He said many hands make fright work, but he added that fellow firefighters Dave Smith (whose daughter, Ellie, has a featured role), Nathan Smith and Ellen Dittebrandt have been his primary conspirators.
He is confident the haunted house will fulfill its role this year.
“Every year I try to do it better and outdo myself; this year I can say this is really going to be something if it all comes together.”
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Welcome to your sing-able Christmas gift list. What follows is an emergency rendition of “12 Days of Christmas” – for outfitting your home or car in case of snow storm, earthquake, flood or other emergency. Read it as a simple list, or sing it to the tune of “12 Days” – you know, as in “ … and a partridge in a pear tree…” Not to make light of it, but the song is a familiar framework for a set of gift ideas that you could consider gathering together, even if the recipient already owns items such as a bunch of coats, tire chains and flashlights. Stores throughout the Gorge are stocked up on all these items. Buying all 12 days might be prohibitive, but here are three ideas for checking any of the dozen off your list (notations follow, 1-12.) The gift items needed to stay warm, dry and safe are also coded to suggest items in your abode (A) in your car (C) or both (B). 12 Gallons of Water (A) 11 Family meals (B) 10 Cans of propane (A) 9 Hygiene bags (B) 8 Packs of batteries (A) 7 Spare coats (B) 6 Bright red flares (C) 5 Cozy blankets (B) 4 Tire chains (C) 3 Flashlights (B) 2 cell phone chargers (B) 1 And a crush-proof first aid kit (B) Price ranges? Here’s a few quotes for days Three, Two, Four and Nine: n A family gift of flashlights (three will run $15-30, Hood River Supply, Tum-A-Lum) n Cell phone chargers (two will run $30-60) n Tire chains (basic set, $30, Les Schwab, returnable if unused for the winter) n Family meals ($100 or so should cover the basics for three or four reasonably well-fed days) n The home kit should be kept in a handy place near an exit, and remember that water needs to be replenished every few months. If you have a solid first aid kit already, switch out the gift idea with “and-a-sto-o-u-t- tub-for it-all …” Otherwise, it’s a case of assembling your home or car kits and making sure all members of the family know what the resources are and how to use them (ie flares and propane). Emergency situations are at worst life-threatening, at best deeply uncomfortable if you and your family are left without power for an extended period, or traveling and find yourself in a situation where you need to wait out a storm, lengthy traffic delay, or other crisis. Notes on the 12 gift ideas: 12 – Gallons of water: that’s one per person in a four-member family to last for three days, the recommended minimum to be prepared for utility outages. 11 – Easy-open packaged goods, energy bars, dried food and nuts are good things to include for nutrition. Think of what your family of four needs for three days to stay fortified and hydrated (see number 12). Can-opener also recommended 10 – If you have a propane camping stove, keep extra fuel handy. 9 – Hygiene bags: put packaged moistened towelettes, toilet paper, and plastic ties in large garbage bags (for personal sanitation) Resource list courtesy of Hood River County Emergency Management, Barbara Ayers, manager/ 541-386-1213. The county also reminds residents to Get a Kit, Make A Plan to connect your family if separated, and Stay Informed. See www.co.hood-river.or.us to opt-in for citizen alerts. Enlarge