Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Poised at the starting line, 10 brave young girls dip their toes in the water to test its temperature. They look at one another, giggle and agree that it’s freezing. But with close to 250 kids waiting just uphill, there was no backing out.
By megaphone the first wave of kids is dispatched. Most of the 10 dash across the shallow section of the Hood River Waterfront Park’s swim beach, giving themselves a good splashing but avoiding an all-out swim. A few go for the full swim but end up running the tail end, either because of the cold or because they’re falling behind.
A quick jaunt up the beach awaits the second obstacle — although not officially part of the standard swim, bike and run triathlon. Before their first transition, the kids must first negotiate a gauntlet of parents and relatives armed with zoom lenses, videocameras and smartphones.
The next challenge is finding the right bike in a sea of helmets, handlebars, seats and fluorescent pinks and greens. Once that’s accomplished, in comes equally impressive display of parental athleticism to ensure a successful transition. It’s like a NASCAR pit stop with kids as cars and shoes as tires; the sound of pneumatic lug wrenches whizzing in the wind.
With a quick push to get up to speed, the kids are off to the biking portion of the event. By the time the first waves of bikers is back to the transition zone to switch to the run, waves of others are reaching the same area fresh from the swim. This is when things get really interesting.
Organized chaos is a good way to describe it. It’s like rush-hour on a farm.
Volunteers herd sheep the best they can while trying to keep straight faces. Someone’s shirt is on upside down, little brother is running away with sissy’s helmet, shoes are on the wrong feet, helmets are on backwards, one dad is nailed in the knees by the handlebars of a wobbly first-grader on a bike, another gets run over from behind by his own son.
This is quality America’s Funniest Home Videos material.
The home stretch is a short run to the Event Site and back. The whole thing is an adventure, not a race, so there’s no time clock or ribbons or first and last places waiting at the end; just a bag full of goodies and a bunch of high fives at the finish line.
“We had about 250 kids this year,” said Chris Reitz, director of Sunday’s second-annual Gorge Kids Triathlon. “We had about 200 last year and were aiming for more, so it was a really good turnout. It was great so see how much of a community event it turned into. We had kids from all over the valley, and parents were helping and cheering on all the kids, not just their own. I can’t say enough how fun it was to watch and to be a part of.”
The event raised about $8,000, all of which is donated back to Hood River valley’s four elementary schools. The money is divided evenly between parent-teacher organizations for Parkdale, Mid Valley, May Street and Westside. Each PTO can choose how the money is used, as long as it’s related to fitness or health programs.
“The event couldn’t have been done without volunteers, sponsors and local businesses stepping up to help and donate,” Reitz said. “Thank you to everyone who helped make this such a successful event.”
n Anyone with feedback, ideas or suggestions on how to run a better event next year or to join the planning committee can contact Reitz at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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Parkdale third graders sing "12 Disaster Days of Christmas"
Welcome to your sing-able Christmas gift list. What follows is an emergency rendition of “12 Days of Christmas” – for outfitting your home or car in case of snow storm, earthquake, flood or other emergency. Read it as a simple list, or sing it to the tune of “12 Days” – you know, as in “ … and a partridge in a pear tree…” Not to make light of it, but the song is a familiar framework for a set of gift ideas that you could consider gathering together, even if the recipient already owns items such as a bunch of coats, tire chains and flashlights. Stores throughout the Gorge are stocked up on all these items. Buying all 12 days might be prohibitive, but here are three ideas for checking any of the dozen off your list (notations follow, 1-12.) The gift items needed to stay warm, dry and safe are also coded to suggest items in your abode (A) in your car (C) or both (B). 12 Gallons of Water (A) 11 Family meals (B) 10 Cans of propane (A) 9 Hygiene bags (B) 8 Packs of batteries (A) 7 Spare coats (B) 6 Bright red flares (C) 5 Cozy blankets (B) 4 Tire chains (C) 3 Flashlights (B) 2 cell phone chargers (B) 1 And a crush-proof first aid kit (B) Price ranges? Here’s a few quotes for days Three, Two, Four and Nine: n A family gift of flashlights (three will run $15-30, Hood River Supply, Tum-A-Lum) n Cell phone chargers (two will run $30-60) n Tire chains (basic set, $30, Les Schwab, returnable if unused for the winter) n Family meals ($100 or so should cover the basics for three or four reasonably well-fed days) n The home kit should be kept in a handy place near an exit, and remember that water needs to be replenished every few months. If you have a solid first aid kit already, switch out the gift idea with “and-a-sto-o-u-t- tub-for it-all …” Otherwise, it’s a case of assembling your home or car kits and making sure all members of the family know what the resources are and how to use them (ie flares and propane). Emergency situations are at worst life-threatening, at best deeply uncomfortable if you and your family are left without power for an extended period, or traveling and find yourself in a situation where you need to wait out a storm, lengthy traffic delay, or other crisis. Notes on the 12 gift ideas: 12 – Gallons of water: that’s one per person in a four-member family to last for three days, the recommended minimum to be prepared for utility outages. 11 – Easy-open packaged goods, energy bars, dried food and nuts are good things to include for nutrition. Think of what your family of four needs for three days to stay fortified and hydrated (see number 12). Can-opener also recommended 10 – If you have a propane camping stove, keep extra fuel handy. 9 – Hygiene bags: put packaged moistened towelettes, toilet paper, and plastic ties in large garbage bags (for personal sanitation) Resource list courtesy of Hood River County Emergency Management, Barbara Ayers, manager/ 541-386-1213. The county also reminds residents to Get a Kit, Make A Plan to connect your family if separated, and Stay Informed. See www.co.hood-river.or.us to opt-in for citizen alerts. Enlarge