Tuesday, March 26, 2013
PARKDALE — A school board member and the fire chief got into the act as Kim Vogel got “syrup and feathered” on Friday at Parkdale Elementary School.
Vogel, the principal, got what students called the “Icky Sticky” treatment, in the 2013 version of what has become an annual spring tradition at the school: If students surpass the 4,000-ticket goal for the annual school carnival, their reward is watching Vogel endure some indignity; usually involving sticky, cold or slimy substances.
The carnival supports the PTO and proceeds go to assemblies, field trips and artists in residence at the school, programs that are not fully supported by the general fund.
This year the whole student body got to line up to empty squirt bottle after squirt bottle all over Vogel’s head and body, and then delighted in watching as two fifth-graders dumped bags of confetti and feathers all over her.
School board member Bob Danko, of Parkdale, and Fire Chief Mike McCafferty helped refill and pass along fresh bottles of syrup. Vogel stood, sat and lay down atop a black tarpaulin as the syrup covered her, before the application of the feathers.
After the 10-minute ordeal, she stood and took a bow, covered in white, as the students cheered. They then went back to their classrooms and headed to the bus, the last thing they did before spring break started.
The stunt was probably Vogel’s most extreme in seven years doing the annual tradition. Twice, including last year, she has allowed herself to be taped to a wall, but other years were nearly as messy as this one, as Vogel has had her hair dyed, or been covered in spaghetti, ice cream and toppings, or layers of “silly string.”
Asked her favorite, fifth-grader Gracie Myers, said, “It’s hard to tell because I liked all of them pretty much. I liked it; this one was cool.” Added her classmate, Kaitlyn McNerney: “I liked them all, really.”
When it was over, Vogel was asked what it feels like to be coated in syrup and feathers.
“Right now it hurts my eyes,” she said, laughing. (The goo crept past the protective goggles she wore.) “Very icky sticky. It’s drying, now, it’s like a chemical peel on your face,” said Vogel. “An indescribably delicious tactile experience.”
PTO members got towels and tarps to clean Vogel, who then walked two blocks to a PTO member’s home, in another annual tradition, for a shower.
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Parkdale third graders sing "12 Disaster Days of Christmas"
Welcome to your sing-able Christmas gift list. What follows is an emergency rendition of “12 Days of Christmas” – for outfitting your home or car in case of snow storm, earthquake, flood or other emergency. Read it as a simple list, or sing it to the tune of “12 Days” – you know, as in “ … and a partridge in a pear tree…” Not to make light of it, but the song is a familiar framework for a set of gift ideas that you could consider gathering together, even if the recipient already owns items such as a bunch of coats, tire chains and flashlights. Stores throughout the Gorge are stocked up on all these items. Buying all 12 days might be prohibitive, but here are three ideas for checking any of the dozen off your list (notations follow, 1-12.) The gift items needed to stay warm, dry and safe are also coded to suggest items in your abode (A) in your car (C) or both (B). 12 Gallons of Water (A) 11 Family meals (B) 10 Cans of propane (A) 9 Hygiene bags (B) 8 Packs of batteries (A) 7 Spare coats (B) 6 Bright red flares (C) 5 Cozy blankets (B) 4 Tire chains (C) 3 Flashlights (B) 2 cell phone chargers (B) 1 And a crush-proof first aid kit (B) Price ranges? Here’s a few quotes for days Three, Two, Four and Nine: n A family gift of flashlights (three will run $15-30, Hood River Supply, Tum-A-Lum) n Cell phone chargers (two will run $30-60) n Tire chains (basic set, $30, Les Schwab, returnable if unused for the winter) n Family meals ($100 or so should cover the basics for three or four reasonably well-fed days) n The home kit should be kept in a handy place near an exit, and remember that water needs to be replenished every few months. If you have a solid first aid kit already, switch out the gift idea with “and-a-sto-o-u-t- tub-for it-all …” Otherwise, it’s a case of assembling your home or car kits and making sure all members of the family know what the resources are and how to use them (ie flares and propane). Emergency situations are at worst life-threatening, at best deeply uncomfortable if you and your family are left without power for an extended period, or traveling and find yourself in a situation where you need to wait out a storm, lengthy traffic delay, or other crisis. Notes on the 12 gift ideas: 12 – Gallons of water: that’s one per person in a four-member family to last for three days, the recommended minimum to be prepared for utility outages. 11 – Easy-open packaged goods, energy bars, dried food and nuts are good things to include for nutrition. Think of what your family of four needs for three days to stay fortified and hydrated (see number 12). Can-opener also recommended 10 – If you have a propane camping stove, keep extra fuel handy. 9 – Hygiene bags: put packaged moistened towelettes, toilet paper, and plastic ties in large garbage bags (for personal sanitation) Resource list courtesy of Hood River County Emergency Management, Barbara Ayers, manager/ 541-386-1213. The county also reminds residents to Get a Kit, Make A Plan to connect your family if separated, and Stay Informed. See www.co.hood-river.or.us to opt-in for citizen alerts. Enlarge